Trump's covfefe tweet is the only time he's made good on a campaign promise, says Samantha Bee
According to Samantha Bee, Trump's typo heard 'round the world was an inevitable biological response for a man-child with no impulse control in the throes of Twitter withdrawal.
“This is what happens when you’ve abstained from your phone for nine days,” Bee declares. “You ejaculate, just like that.”
Bee makes the case that all the madness before the tweet was finally deleted was the only time that America, as Trump promised, has been great since he took office.
“For that glorious interlude between midnight and 5am, we were like passengers on the Titanic who decided to say, ‘Fuck it, rock out to the band! Thank you, we are covfefe! We’ll all be dead real soon.’” Read more...
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Trump's covfefe tweet is the only time he's made good on a campaign promise, says Samantha Bee
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