Deeply enjoyable mosquito killing machines that are somehow legal to buy

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If you're one of the millions who suffer from CMBS (Chronic Mosquito Bite Syndrome), the one joy you might have is in killing them: be it with the palm of your hand or a delightful mass-killing mosquito machine that should definitely be taken off the market.

But fly swatters are so 1980s. Rolled up newspapers are actually medieval. Let the machines handle it. There is no greater pleasure than pretending you're wiping out an entire mosquito community with your grotesquely overpriced $400 mosquito vacuum.

The human mind has invented seemingly infinite ways to kill mosquitoes and for this, we should be thankful. Read more...

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Deeply enjoyable mosquito killing machines that are somehow legal to buy Deeply enjoyable mosquito killing machines that are somehow legal to buy Reviewed by mimisabreena on Wednesday, August 09, 2017 Rating: 5

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