Man Shocked to Discover ‘Flower Vase’ on Grandma’s Altar is a Sex Toy

A Japanese man had the shock of his life after finding his grandfather using a Tenga male masturbatory aid as a flower vase for his late grandmother’s altar.

久々に実家に帰宅。
一年前に他界した祖母に挨拶しに行くと、前の職場の送別会で貰ったTENGAが、歴史上かつてない程に最悪の使われ方をしていた。

おじいちゃん……
それは、花瓶じゃないよ。
他の家族は一体なぜこうなる前に止めなかったのか。

未使用品だったのがせめてもの救い。 pic.twitter.com/BmdkTKf7yR

— Framingo Devil(悪のコニやん)@FF14 (@koniy0805) March 1, 2019

Twitter user @koniy0805 visited to his grandfather’s home for the first time in a while.

Just as he was about to pay respects to his grandmother, who passed away last year, he noticed the Tenga he received as a gift from his previous job.

He wrote, as translated by SoraNews24:

“I went back to visit my home town for the first time in a while. My grandmother passed away a year ago, so I wanted to say a prayer for her, and I saw that the Tenga I received as a going-away present when I quit my old job is being used in the worst way anyone has ever used it.

Grandpa…that’s not a flower vase. Why didn’t any of my relatives stop him before this happened?

The only silver lining is that I hadn’t ever used it.”

ニッパーか何かで上の空気穴をこじ開けた形跡が……
おじいちゃんの渾身の工作だったんだろうな～……

申し訳ないけどコレばかりは没収&破棄。 pic.twitter.com/je3S0bNJYN

— Framingo Devil(悪のコニやん)@FF14 (@koniy0805) March 1, 2019

After doing some investigation, @koniy0805 discovered that his grandfather had torn a hole on top of the Tenga to fit the flowers in.

The young man felt uncomfortable seeing the sex toy placed beside the picture of his departed grandmother. He immediately disposed of the Tenga without telling his grandfather what the object was really for.

While most netizens were curious about how the grandfather confused the male sex toy for a vase, one Twitter user noted that the company had once offered a Tenga vase as a promotional tie-in for its toy.