This $6,000 Chinese ‘Sperm Extractor’ is Definitely Something Guys Would Stick Their D*cks Into
A clinically-approved “automatic sperm extractor” in China that promises a sensation of the “vaginal environment” has been making rounds on social media.
Sanwe, a medical equipment manufacturer in Xuzhou, Jiangsu province developed the “SW-3701 Trolley Type Sperm Collector” to help hospitals and clinics collect sperm from donors reluctant to masturbate the “old-fashioned” way.
A Chinese company says its automatic sperm extractor is helping clinics collect semen from donors reluctant to masturbate in a hospital setting. pic.twitter.com/zBqf4wWVQi
— AngryMan (@AngryManTV) April 5, 2019
Last week, Twitter user @AngryManTV shared a video of the wheeled machine, which has since received thousands of likes and comments.
As seen in the video, the device features a mechanical orifice that thrusts itself rhythmically through an opening.
The machine currently sells for $4,999 to $5,999 on Alibaba, which describes it as an apparatus that “merges modern digital technology, automatic control technology and simulation technologies, with semen collection and premature ejaculation desensitization training function.”
According to the listing, the apparatus simulates the “vaginal environment,” offering actions such as massage, sucking, twitching and vibration for a “fast and safe” semen collection.
The machine also boasts its ability to treat premature ejaculation through “strong currents [that] impact and rub the glans penis repeatedly in order to reduce the excitability of nerve endings so as to passivate the nerve of glans penis, sulcus coronarius, and the surface of the penis, and regulate the sex nerve center.”
Some netizens raised sanitations concerns considering that the machine is out in medical facilities for regular public use, but its “exclusive collection sheath” supposedly prevents contamination.
Wow!!! 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/X5fOxOeA83
— AngryMan (@AngryManTV) April 5, 2019
Donors can control the amplitude, frequency and temperature of the machine as they please. Additionally, its height can be adjusted to fit the individual user.
The machine has drawn mixed reactions online:
If you build it, they will come.
— Voysov Reason 🌎 (@VoysovReason) April 9, 2019
“Sir. SIR! That’s an ATM!!”
— 20GroveCres (@20Grove) April 9, 2019
@BDV43953156 Bruuuuhhhhhhhhhhh.. pic.twitter.com/RWlBvCgKQE
— AKay Arora (@AkArora001) April 7, 2019
— Mitty (@Bigmitty_) April 5, 2019
This is how humanity falls pic.twitter.com/HLu8EhNnkR
— Bone-kun (@0Bonekun0) April 7, 2019
I’d like to see the Venn diagram that shows the donors who are “reluctant to masturbate in a hospital setting” – but willing to stick their dicks into that hungry machine.
— Brian Malow (@sciencecomedian) April 9, 2019
Can’t wait till they set this up in the Walgreens Wellness Centrer next to the blood pressure machine.
— Tony Bruno (@TonyBrunoShow) April 9, 2019
The water cooler was excited to meet its new colleague… pic.twitter.com/5MKaWilVM1
— Lee Montgomery (@unclebaldie24) April 9, 2019
Worst episode of Love, Death, and Robots.
— Clint Weathers (@zenrhino) April 9, 2019
Wall-E 2 has taken an unexpected turn…
— Steve (@StevieNookz) April 9, 2019
This is not the first time the machine has made rounds on social media. Just a few years ago, it gained attention after a hospital in Jiangsu introduced it for similar purposes.
Featured Images via Alibaba
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